Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's Headline Skim News: {Wednesday AM., WARNING!!
EVERYTHING is MEDIA CLICKBAIT TODAY!, Naked Hunter Biden Photo!, College Chick Clickbait Photos!-Loose Truck Tire Kills Her, Ban Assault Truck Tires, USA Stops Wuhan COVID Lab Funding, FBI Defies Congress Again, RV Hits 19 Vehicles, Homeless Stink, Dems Don't Like Smelling Walmart Ppl, Fair Court Denied to Trump, Girl On Girl Liquid Acid Attack-Ban Assault Acid!, Shark Tastes Foot In Florida, Sheryl Crow's Lame Brain & Big Hips, Stop Littering 1 Homeless Man at a Time, Upset US Soldier Stepped Over N Korea Line, Idiotic Media with Idiotic Killer Stories, Ditto SUB Stories, Couple Held Someone Else's Baby, Stop Carlee Stories, Lottery Isn't News, and more Click Bait!} This presentation of the news headlines moves quickly.
What can you determine and believe from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know and opine without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.
