Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Saturday PM., Lindsey Graham-Read the MAGA Room-Boooo, US General Digs on Ukraine, JonBenet is Dead, Maxi Teen in Mini Dress Hid Pregnancy, Canadian Drug Dealer Dies of OD, Digging Up Old Racist History, BLM Dodges Referee, City Official in Car Crash-WOW, Moon will Be Red, Elton John Concert During Riots, Baseball Stories are Dumb, Trump Biden-Biden Bribery, Russia to Kill Wagner Group Folk-Duh!, DeSantis wasn't a Millionaire?, Related Being Millionaire is Easy, No One Knows Tyler Perry, Conservatives Aren't Phobic of Homos, PornHub, 1100 Wigs & Balloons for Dolly Parton Record-Ireland, Soros Doesn't Need Staff-Already Big D*ck, ...and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.
