It's just no fun when you want to move your bowels, but can't.
Or, if you can, it's not the type of deposit at the porcelain bank that you want to make.
Fortunately, Business Insider reports science has three super-pooper suggestions for cutting cable in the best possible way.
First, assume the correct position.
While on the throne, elevate your feet with rolls of TP, or even a special footstool.