Disney+'s 'Secret Society of Second-Born Royals' is a dull 'X-Men' knockoff with an identity crisis

The narrator of Secret Society of Second-Born Royals opens with a line that so badly wants to be cool: "You know the fairytale about the princess waiting for some brave prince to come and save her? Yeah, this is not that kind of story." But remember all the movies about a group of sparky superheroes who learn to use their powers...